What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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