In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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