what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

96

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...