- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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