Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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