- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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