- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

rent a cops

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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