What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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The cream, it is coming

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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