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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

your mom.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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