- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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