- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Latvia isn't a joke

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

i have read and agree to the terms of service

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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