What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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