- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Fat? Jesse Z

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A lot eh?

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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