What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Communism hehe xd

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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