- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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