- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

One, two, three, four and five

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

why did the blue berry cross the road

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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