- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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