- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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