Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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