Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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