- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What do you call a black man? Rob

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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