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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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