Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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