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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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