- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What's 2+2? Fish

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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