- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

If life gives you lemonade.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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