- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus Christ

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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