What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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