Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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