- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Jovan

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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