What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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The New York Giants

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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