- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Small Penis.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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