What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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