- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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