- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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