- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

AIDS

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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