whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

A guy was beet by his wife.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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