How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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