That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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copy me and i will kill you

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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