- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Nan, that is all.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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