dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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