how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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