- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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