- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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