Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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hi jonny

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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