- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

A car walks into a bar.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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