There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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