- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

woman's rights

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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