A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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