- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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