Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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