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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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