Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Knock knock *open*

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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