A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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