Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What page are you on The gay page.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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