have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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