Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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