- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

im not food

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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