- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

someone called someone else a frog

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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