Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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