- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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