- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Please ignore this statement.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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