- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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