Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

If you have a stroke, call 000

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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