- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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