- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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