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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

A women left the kitchen.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What? Huh?

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

su algato es en fuego

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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