- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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