- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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