- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Your Mom The End.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's 1+1? 69.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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