Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Your're racist.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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