What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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SHUT UP JP

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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it was all Tagart

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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