- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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