How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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