Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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