Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

BIG PENIS

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Cheese

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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