- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

I have an idea! You leave.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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