- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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