What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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