Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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