- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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