What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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