- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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