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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

9/11 my birthday

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Penis

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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