- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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