- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

BIG PENIS

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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