- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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