- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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