- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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