- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??