- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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