- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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