what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Gustavo Andrade

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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