What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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penis

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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knock knock who's there ?

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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