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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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