patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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