- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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