- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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