- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

whats brown and sticky a stick

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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