Yo Mama just died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Women can vote? WTF

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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