- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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