Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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