- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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