- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

This is an anti-joke.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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