What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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BIG PENIS

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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