Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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silver bullet?

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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deez nuts

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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