- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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