- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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