- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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