- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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