- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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