- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

penis. nuff said.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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