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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Nero, sure you are okay?

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Dead girls can't say no.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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