Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Cheese

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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