- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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