- Anti Joke

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.