- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

woman's rights

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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