- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Knock knock Come in

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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