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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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