- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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