So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

j.p. is dumb

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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