- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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