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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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