- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Sarah Palin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Happy Monday!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Tucker Rivera

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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