What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

autistic kids rock

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Do the roar!

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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