Obama Getting Re-Elected.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Tucker Rivera

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Happy Monday!

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

how do you win a game try your best

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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