why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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