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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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