Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

^ That's not even funny ^

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

are you saying pam, or pan?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

a black man pays his child support

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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