- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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