- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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