- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What do you call a black man? A person

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Where's my tractor?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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