- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Roses are red, yup.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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