- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's 2+2? Fish

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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