- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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