How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Sarah Palin.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Tucker Rivera

Happy Monday!

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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